AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR | BLOG REACTION

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

WE REALLY JUST GOT THE TRAILER!!! SO IMMA REACT TO IT, HERE, UNCUT, THEN TELL YOU MY COLLECTIVE THOUGHTS AT THE END! LET’S GO!

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• OH GOD WHO IS THE GUY TONY’S HOLDING
• SHIT BANNER’S ALIVE
• HULKBUSTER!!! BANNER MEETS NATASHA AGAIN!!! LOOKS LIKE WAKANDA!
• OH SHITTTTTTTTT HERE WE GO
• SPIDER SENSE!!!!!!
• LOKI WITH THE TESS!!! OH DAMN THANOOOOOS
• IRON SPIDER!!!!!
• CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! SHIT BP SAID GET THIS MAN A SHIELD!
• CAP/SECRET AVENGERS IS IN WAKANDA!!!!!!!!!
• OH FUCK VISION DED YO
• DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!
• AVENGERS!! INFINITY WAR!!!!
• OH SHIT THE LEAKED SCENES AREN’T IN THIS TRAILER!!!!

Okay… 10 minutes after that, and I’ve calmed down, collected my thoughts and am trying to do the story in my head.

So, from what we know after Thor: Ragnarok post-credit scene, is that Thor and the Asgardians met Thanos’ ship, and most likely fought them. Fates of the Asgardians, I don’t know, but Loki probably gives the Tessaract (Space Stone – Blue) to Thanos in order to save the people after Thor gets knocked out and is separated from them, or is simply off to his mischievous ways again to save himself. This leads into the scene that was on Comic-con, where Thor meets the Guardians of the Galaxy, who’s probably pursuing Thanos after he gets the Aether (Reality Stone – Red) and the Orb (Power Stone – Purple)

Unfortunately, running through Thor slows them down, but they all proceed to Earth, where Thanos has already started his quest. Thanos unleashes the Black Order to different parts of the world, and he himself, is off to New York for the Time Stone. Doctor Strange, Wong, Banner and Tony confront him, as well as Spider-Man who was heading to school. The Guardians and Thor join in on the fray, but they all get beaten and the Eye of Agamotto (Time Stone – Green) is taken. Iron Man, the only one left, is punched badly by Thanos.

EDIT: The Hulk seems to be playing the part of the Silver Surfer.

On the other side of the spectrum, Captain America,  Falcon, Wanda Maximoff, Vision and Scarlet Witch are assaulted by Proxima Midnight in the middle of the night (pun not intended), and kills Vision to get the Mind Stone (Yellow). They go off to Wakanda, probably knowing that the Soul Stone (Orange) is in there, and Thanos is coming to get it. The race to get to Wakanda starts.

The battle ensues, and the entire Wakanda’s Forces are battling the Black Order who sends out probably the Outriders. Ultimately, Thanos gets his wish, and acquires the Soul Stone, leaving the Avengers scarred, and defeated. Thanos finally departs Earth, presumably to meet Death. He meets her, and armed with all of the Infinity Stones, he raises his gauntlet covered fist, and snaps his finger.

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GOOD LORD I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF